You are a New Englander....

If any of these witticisms from Jeff Foxworthy hit home, you live or have lived in New England:

 

v If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there;

v If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number;

v If vacation means going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend;

v If you measure distance in hours;

v If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once;

v If you have switched from 'Heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again;

v If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching;

v If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit;

v If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph you're going 80 and everybody is passing you;

v If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow;

v If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time;

v If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction;

v If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car;

v If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly";

v If you think everyone else has a funny accent.